Reading lips

"No, dear women, unfortunately we have to disappoint you. Today's article is not about reading your wishes from your lips and fulfilling them. As a gentleman and gentlewoman, your partner will certainly be happy to do this for your sake. But be patient, the next Valentine's Day is sure to come.

We're taking on a much nicer topic: Cameltoe
What's that? Known as pussy eats trousers or vagina cleavage, cameltoe refers to the visible outline of labia under clothing. Deaf and dumb trousers are also common. Tight-fitting swimming costumes, bodysuits and trousers or ones that are pulled up too high favour the pussy print. Women whose labia minora are fuller and thicker are a particularly attractive sight for men.

The term cameltoe comes from the Americans. For them, the female genitalia under clothing resembles a camel's foot with its 2 thick toes. A rather strange comparison in my opinion, but the term camel toe has caught on. I'd prefer a bun.

Previously considered a provocation, an affront, a faux pas and the epitome of embarrassment, the vulva has been experiencing a renaissance for some time now, a true revolution. With cameltoe challenges and special briefs with sewn-in vulva prostheses recently launched by the fashion industry, femininity can now be deliberately emphasised.

I still find the parallel with the camel inappropriate, but I know what it means. If you give me the choice of going to the zoo to see the camel's feet or to stare unobtrusively at the ladies' crotches, then I'll leave the long-necked desert ships to the animal lovers among you.

"One more request to all ladies, don't buy panties with vulva prostheses! After push-up bras, fake pussies too ... No, no man wants that."

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